The Discovery

One evening our founder, Stefan was out hunting skunks in his backyard. He took a shot at a pesky skunk but missed. The ground where he hit, however, started bubbling a green substance that had a fresh scent. It was New Mexico green, some Green Alien substance an Alien had stored under Stefan’s yard.

Alien Assistance

Later that night, an alien visited Stefan and showed him how to use the green liquid flooding his back yard. Immediately Stefan started using it to zap all the messes around his house and to share his supply of the green solution with his friends and neighbors. All of Roswell, New Mexico was jealous.

New Mexico is Where I Belong

Pretty soon his neighbors began to say, “You’re a millionaire Stefan, move away from here! Go to Newsome’s California where they love everything that squirts green and will tax you into another galaxy.” But Stefan declined. He said, “New Mexico is where I belong, the Green Alien shared with me a secret. I’ll stay trapped here and make the governor mad.”

Limited Supply

Now there is a rumor running about that the federal government is going to declare Stefan’s backyard “Area 57” and seize it for secret Alien research. So, Stefan is busy collecting as much of the green liquid he can before the government hides it from the rest of us.

Hurry, Before It’s Too Late

So that is the story of how Green Alien was discovered. A Green Alien gave it to Stefan, and we are sharing it with you while the limited supply lasts, and before the government can seize it and Stefan’s backyard.